Q:Robots who discover catcalling but instead of shouting out random, sexist, vulgar things at women they call out really cute advice n compliments and stuff
"THE COLORS YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO WEAR TODAY COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER NICELY."
"THE FLOWER DESIGN ON YOUR WATER BOTTLE IS VERY CUTE DO NOT FORGET TO DRINK EIGHT EIGHT-OUNCE PORTIONS OF WATER A DAY TO STAY HEALTHY."
"MAKE SURE TO REST FOR A MINIMUM OF EIGHT HOURS TONIGHT SO YOU FEEL HAPPY AND REFRESHED IN THE MORNING!"
I can’t believe progressive has the gall to make me sit next to the home shopping network tv while Little Bear is on in the kiddie area. I’m having my car looked at, I can’t have the adjuster come in and see me on the puzzle piece carpet next to duplo blocks
IT’S AN EPISODE WITH GRANDPA BEAR, THOSE ARE ALWAYS THE SHIT